Brownies:

1/3 cup white flower
2 cups white sugar
2 cups chocolate chips
1/2 cup vanilla extract
2 dozen eggs
1 cup butter
1 cup margarine
1 cup oil
1 cup vegetable shortening
3 cups of walnuts
1/4 cup cocoa granules

Procedure:
Chop some wood and start a campfire. melt butter and oil and shortening and margarine over a campfire. Cream the fat with sugar. Crack the eggs with a baseball bat and gently mix into the fat and sugar. Dump the vanilla extract and mix like crazy. Join the flour with the cocoa in a bowl. Chop the walnuts using a wood chipper. Melt the chocolate chips in your toaster. Grind everything in vitamixie till it resembles gerber baby food. Then microwave your brownies for two hours. Take them out when you smell a slight burning flavor. The burning enables the brownies to have crisp outer texture yet have a sweet, flavorful, tasty, moist, delicious, amazingly soft, wonderful, yummy brownie. These are sure to be a crowd pleaser. There will be no leftovers guaranteed. If your not satisfied with this product go dunk yourself in a toilet and tell yourself you are unappreciating and ungrateful brat who cannot appreciate delicious burnt brownies.

happy august 10 fools!